ericwhoreman:

Jim, you’re 6’11” and you weigh 90lbs, Gumby has a better body than you, boom, roasted. Dwight you’re a kiss ass, boom roasted. Pam you failed art school, boom roasted. Meredith, you slept with so many guys you’re starting to look like one, boom roasted. Kevin, I can’t decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke, boom roasted. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks, boom roasted. Angela, where’s Angela , well there you are, I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice, boom roasted. Stanley you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks, boom roasted. Oscar, you’re gay. Andy, Cornell called they think you suck and you’re gayer than Oscar, boom roasted.

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